Saturday, 15 July 2006
Apples and wine
Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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I love wine... but, if it was up to me... I would take the grapes by themselves anyday.
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im in LA. just thought you should know mom.
Posted by: a clockwork tomcat | Tuesday, 08 August 2006
your sister is concerned about u
Posted by: bartman | Thursday, 09 November 2006
Your big sis is fine... I'll call you soon... ;-)
Posted by: Kitty | Thursday, 09 November 2006
I think you should re-write your last couple of sentences. Or are you a man beater that needs to be locked up?
Posted by: Kez | Wednesday, 20 December 2006
That sounds pritty militant are you thinking of batting for the other side?
Posted by: Matt | Wednesday, 20 December 2006
I like the apple tree analogy. Very apt.
However, having made wine, I would like to mention that one stomps the grapes only at first. Then, one treats the result with loving care, seeing where the shortfalls are and gently nudgeing the maturing wine in the desired direction. This way one get a complex wine rather than a simple beaten-up one.
Posted by: Robert | Saturday, 06 January 2007
I respect your opinion, and agree completely. Most people, seemingly mainly men, have "evolved" into jackasses, who want whatever they want without any struggle, and have no regard for anyone else. But some women are even worse.
Trust no one.
Posted by: Ryan | Sunday, 04 February 2007
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. And if ya cant stomp the shit out of them drain their bank, run up loads of credit card bills(in his name ofcourse) Then take off with anything of value, erm lets think oh and his dog and his children. Yeah great one. Hope you are all reading between the lines there.
Posted by: Richard Peterson | Friday, 09 February 2007
Quite funny, really...
Posted by: jeff zekas | Thursday, 09 August 2007
As a man I would just like to say that is scary but funny all the same.
Posted by: Arnold | Wednesday, 15 August 2007
Actually, all the good women are taken.
Posted by: Luke | Sunday, 03 February 2008
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