Tuesday, 01 November 2005
Gonna be a bear....
In this life, I'm a woman...
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. Yes, a bear.
Now hold on, follow my line of reasoning.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months..... I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.... I could deal with that too....
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that...
If you're Mama bear, everybody knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of hand, you swat them too. Yup..... I could deal with that as well.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat...
Yup, gonna be a bear!!!!
(With thanks to Sharon in Devon)
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